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SUPER HEROS - Less is More.




KIDS THESE DAYS -


TAGS: pzy lessons generation kids book
Rating: 4.91/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 3, 2013, 12:15 am
....and words are printed on what us called paper. Paper comes from those tall extinct things called trees.
DarknessEmbraced - December 1, 2012, 9:58 pm
Unfortunate, yet SO true!!
mariand - September 7, 2012, 1:19 am
lol


THE HOLY MORTAR ROUND - of Antioch is on it's way




PEARL HARBOR DAY -


TAGS: less of them every day
Rating: 4.91/5

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maoworks2 - December 22, 2013, 12:10 pm
Thank You For Making This Post. Mao, Merry Christmas. 5 Big L's .
GySgt1811 - December 9, 2010, 12:57 pm
Right you are, Mongo! But it's not the warriors I'm concerned about...
Mongo - December 8, 2010, 7:33 pm
We still have what it takes...many are out there taking care of bidness right now. Rock On.
MrDurden - December 8, 2010, 7:19 pm
Damn Right. Had two Great Uncles in WWII. I agree completely. 5L FTW
GySgt1811 - December 7, 2010, 8:42 pm
I've often wondered if we still have what it takes.


I'LL GIVE YOU ANYTHING! - to fight back against the Empire


TAGS: empire drunk homeless anything beard
Rating: 4.49/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 14, 2012, 5:32 am
He is too old. Yes, too old to begin the training.
whocares0 - September 10, 2012, 7:35 pm
The Force is strong with this one.


MEMORIAL DAY - Thank you to all who have fallen, and all who have bothered to stand up.


TAGS: memorial day god bless america
Rating: 4.18/5

More motifakes by angus90

Pikeman - June 23, 2013, 3:14 pm
There are American military grave yards in France from WWI and WWII.
Da5id - January 25, 2013, 1:05 am
Nice picture, and certainly an American Marine, but appears he's in France. Arlington has the curved stones, not to mention all the French flags. RIP men.


HI - CAN I COME IN??!! -


TAGS: hi can i come in creepy guy hairless
Rating: 1.56/5

More motifakes by Brian The Great

bonecd - July 6, 2009, 5:22 pm
No, I like girls too...and so does my sister
briahere - July 6, 2009, 4:56 pm
"Do I make you.. uncomfortable?"
Mr. Shiny - June 1, 2009, 11:20 pm
Is that Ricardo Lopez? creepy...
Juliee(: - May 13, 2009, 7:38 pm
-Wow!:D ima Have to Pass, By the Looks Of this Theres No Clothes On!:] Roflmfao!This Is hilarious You Look like the Bald Guy in"Adams Family"-Srry First Thing That Came to My mind(:


Just one goal -


TAGS: homeless dog man unconditional love
Rating: 4.97/5

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GaryO - August 15, 2013, 9:24 pm
Heck, yer the one makin’ good posters. I’m just voting. Thank YOU! (y’oughta seen my first posters….wait…don’t)
chickenlittle - August 15, 2013, 9:14 pm
Thanks for the encouragement GaryO :)
GaryO - August 15, 2013, 8:55 pm
Old stuff, but the good stuff gets old. A good ol’ 5 goes here.


9mm Ignorance -


TAGS: senseless police brutality bad cop bad cop dogs
Rating: 4.25/5

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Pikeman - November 6, 2015, 3:35 am
Just your local jack booted thug in action.
ughomer - August 22, 2014, 10:16 am
"Paws Down! Desist!!"
Reality Lord - August 21, 2014, 6:52 am

did the doggy have his hands up?


TALENT -


TAGS: pointless backwards
Rating: 4.9/5

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twill1962 - January 5, 2013, 6:53 am
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Airman - August 12, 2011, 11:37 am
He might have V. I don't remember ever seeing it, but hell, I don't remember if I shaved this morning... I was just excited that I could actually read it... which says a lot about my work day.. zzzz
Verdeckt - August 12, 2011, 6:30 am
?siht od ydaerla soluC t'ndiD
Cloudchaser - August 12, 2011, 1:06 am
L5 .siht gnidaer melborp on dah I
mariand - August 11, 2011, 5:09 pm
hahaha...you had to do thi5
rerun - August 11, 2011, 4:41 pm

!TEEWS


TEAM AMERICA - Gives you a complete lesson in arabic




OIHO STATE - Go Bcukeyes!


TAGS: bless their hearts
Rating: 3.83/5

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MashiMashi - August 10, 2013, 10:56 am
on wisconsin
twill1962 - October 18, 2012, 10:55 am
Graet potser! 5 Loins!
BoneCD - March 11, 2010, 5:38 pm
Funny, that's how we liked our girls back in the 70's too. GO BUCKEYES!!! 5 scarlet and gray Poodles for u!!!
culos - March 11, 2010, 5:37 pm
Shoot, I saw what you did and yes, I was Capt. Bobious. Man do I feel stoopid now. Sorry Air, I should have know better.
Fatt Matt - March 11, 2010, 5:35 pm
HA! Dumbasses!
culos - March 11, 2010, 5:33 pm
Maybe I'm Capt. Bobvious but I see one or two Nazi's lurking around the corner


2015 -




I TOOK THE ROAD LESS TRAVELED - And now I don't even know where the hell I am ...




HIP HOP - NOW AVAILABLE IN WEST VIRGINIA




DESPICABLE HELLHOLE - The sun is shining, birds fly, the air is clear, everything is beautiful here and you are welcome forever, but there's no bacon. Welcome to hell.


TAGS: baconless hell meadow dystopia
Rating: 3.95/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation Front

Current Resident - February 6, 2010, 8:04 pm
Bummer. no bacon...5L
Bartimaeus - December 24, 2009, 12:16 pm
Motifaker Hell!!!
omnia - November 17, 2009, 4:56 pm
i agree it's hell: it's missing the 4 B's: beer,bacon,babes and battles(medieval)
Sean - November 16, 2009, 11:33 pm
soul-rapingly so.
Sean - November 16, 2009, 11:33 pm
*chilling
Sean - November 16, 2009, 11:27 pm
Beautifully chilly. 5. The Horror. The Horror ....
The Immortal - November 16, 2009, 6:34 pm
Ok. That got me to laugh. And thats not a easy feat to accomplish. 5L
LogicDude - November 16, 2009, 8:47 am
KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!
Produceman117 - November 15, 2009, 6:10 am
And I thought my "Limbo" poster was dark. THIS is dark. 5.


LESSON #31 - Just because trouble comes to visit doesn’t mean you have to offer it a place to sit down.




FEARLESS -


TAGS: fearless ghostbuster
Rating: 4.8/5

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spacedog - September 2, 2010, 11:47 pm
This is great.
TheTrashHeap - September 2, 2010, 12:07 am
Compilation?
Faceplant31 - September 1, 2010, 11:27 pm
this was an alan compilation
TheTrashHeap - August 31, 2010, 11:06 pm
Hmmmmm Looks like a faceplant poster!
motinet - August 31, 2010, 11:02 pm

Brilliant! 5L!
crankyhead - August 31, 2010, 8:19 pm
Simple, effective, meaningful, hilarious. Very nice =)
Reality Lord - August 31, 2010, 7:48 pm

perfect.


WHY PAY A BABYSITTER - When you can just put your baby out on the street and make money




CTHULHU - better than being a democrat or republican


TAGS: cthulhu democrat republican evil lesser
Rating: 3.03/5

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yon - October 27, 2008, 9:35 am
id write him in but i dont think cthulhu was born in america so he/she/it's not able to be president :(


CHRISTINA HENDRICKS AND MR ED -


TAGS: christinahendricks sarahjessica womanhood jealous blessed
Rating: 4.73/5

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valkor - September 15, 2011, 4:33 am
also played Mrs Reynolds in Firefly
rerun - September 14, 2011, 7:11 pm

Kristina Hendricks from Mad Men
warface - September 14, 2011, 6:58 pm
i know in black is that sarah parker guy, but who's the broad in red
valkor - September 14, 2011, 6:41 am
Women - also come in one lion and five lion versions.
valkor - September 14, 2011, 6:40 am
or Even teh best artist has his off days.
valkor - September 14, 2011, 6:38 am
Creationism See what happens when god has left overs...


THEY KNOW - If a man speaks in a forest and there are no women around to hear - is he still wrong?


TAGS: what about those noiseless trees
Rating: 4.22/5

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freddyfoxtrot - August 1, 2010, 11:46 am
good question XD
pieman - April 2, 2010, 1:12 pm
Yes. Yes we are. 5 your doing it wrong lions


HOMELESSNESS - Sucks when your Death Star gets blowed up ...




RESPONSIBLE PARENTING -


TAGS: thoughtless parent child danger
Rating: 4.87/5

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crankyhead - February 18, 2011, 3:02 pm
plastic bag instead of a helmet FTW! LOL


CHILDHOOD MEMORIES -


TAGS: childhood games fun money priceless
Rating: 4.97/5

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LiquidAngel - December 27, 2011, 12:47 am
So very true.


TELEPORTATION - The possibilities are endless! (just for your cat)




CALL OF DUTY -


TAGS: god bless our troops shottyz
Rating: 4.19/5

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wilderbee - October 31, 2012, 2:08 am
The men in the photo are Cops not Troops(Soldiers)
tellitlikeitis - June 19, 2011, 7:51 pm
Very nice!


SILENCE -


TAGS: calendar mixed blessings freedom torture
Rating: 4.88/5

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nicholsjoshua35 - September 26, 2012, 10:10 pm
Who needs a women to cook and clean for them? I cook better than any woman and I clean better. Women are obsolete!
Ascetic - August 10, 2011, 6:15 pm
A high rolling hooker every night would have been cheaper than a divorce for Tiger Woods and others.
GySgt1811 - August 10, 2011, 1:02 pm
Right you are, Airman. As my daddy should have told me, "None of it's free; and the kind you pay for is the cheapest."
Airman - August 10, 2011, 12:24 pm
tip the hooker generously. still cheaper in the long run


I SAW -


TAGS: homless guy with a dog
Rating: 4.28/5

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GaryO - October 5, 2015, 12:43 pm
Aurielius, doubt COMMI is gonna read this since its been 3 yrs. Here's an idea; make a poster. Show us the way.
Aurielius - October 5, 2015, 10:51 am
You took a picture epitomizing unconditional love and loyalty and then added an ass-hat subtext.
quaywall - September 24, 2012, 1:15 am
A dog found him worthy as a companion. No greater respect can be earned. If there is a heaven, he surely achieved it. No man can hope for a better advocate.


ALL LIVES MATTER! -




HUG ME, AND THEN JUST TOUCH ME, SO I CAN GET MY... -


TAGS: life hug simple lesson love
Rating: 4.25/5

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Valymar - March 6, 2012, 7:05 am
Love this :)


BLESSINGS -


TAGS: blessings count them while you have them
Rating: 5/5

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rerun - December 6, 2015, 6:13 pm

If you find it, link it
Hinoron - December 6, 2015, 12:55 pm
There's another picture floating around here of an old man sitting on the leftmost end of a bench alone. I wonder if they'd combine well?


DO YOU WANT ONE? -


TAGS: conscience is costly or priceless depending on how you live
Rating: 4.73/5

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twill1962 - July 16, 2012, 9:25 am
You're right, CloudchaserS. And now I'm going to be thinking of all the crap I did when I was younger, like ... uhm ... never mind, too embarrassing.
5butjam - July 16, 2012, 5:42 am
Best I've seen in a long time
steve1961 - July 15, 2012, 2:02 pm
It's not that I lack a conscience, it's just that my conscience is bound with duct tape and a ball gag ;)
CloudchaserS - July 15, 2012, 10:51 am
It's like you're going along in a good mood then suddenly it's "Hey, remember that one thing you did years ago that you're embarrassed about? Sincerely, your brain"


THE LIVER IS EVIL - And must be punished mercilessly




PETA GIRLS - Sure, they are cute... But they are not the smartest Leather, is also "animal skin"


TAGS: peta clueless
Rating: 4.41/5

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SorayaDarqsyde - December 24, 2011, 1:06 am
"I got three words for PETA: Chicken...Fried...Steak." ~Larry the Cable Guy~
mrdabeetle - November 22, 2011, 4:06 pm
http://libertyboy.wordpress.com/2010/01/11/peta-v-bikers-a-failure-to-communicate/
rnbw00 - November 8, 2011, 2:10 pm
PETA = People Eating Tasty Animals.
CloudchaserS - November 7, 2011, 8:06 am
I'd love to see what would happen if they tried that schitt at a biker rally


MANAGEMENT LESSON -




TRUE LOVE -


TAGS: love timeless
Rating: 4.91/5

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TerrorAustralis - September 30, 2010, 10:59 am
"TRUE LOVE CONQUERS ALL" not according to death... hows that for demotivational
Gaviota - September 29, 2010, 1:04 am
Wait a damn minute... how many legs did these people have?
Ed-Hyde - September 24, 2010, 1:03 pm
Oh, not the wobbly H killer?
Faceplant31 - September 24, 2010, 1:01 pm
ROR! Eiffel tower killer!
GreyScorpion - September 24, 2010, 12:50 pm
silly coda, we know he's wrong...the 3-way killer, ha, he's called the Eiffel Tower Killer
coda - September 24, 2010, 12:42 pm
it's wrong. Those bodies were discovered in Italy, near Mantua, in 2007. For the Daily Mail: "archaeologists revealed the discovery of a couple locked in a tender embrace, one that has endured for more than 5,000 years."
Ed-Hyde - September 24, 2010, 9:14 am
Perspective. These bodies were recently uncovered in arizona. They are thought to be the first victims of the 3-way killer. He buries all his victims like that.
forseti - September 23, 2010, 7:06 pm
FACEPLANT31 - hopeless romantic even in front of a mass grave


WHEN LIFE CLOSES THE WINDOW - Kick the f***ing door in




INCEST - ...the reason why we drive so fast through the Bible belt.


TAGS: incest ugly toothless redneck
Rating: 2.89/5

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dantheman - August 8, 2012, 12:26 am
Yes....I admit.....I been served.....
dantheman - August 8, 2012, 12:25 am
LOL. Yeah....you caught me off guard, ya fucker! I'll be waitin', Mr. Mo-Fo! :)
steve1961 - August 7, 2012, 11:26 pm
And btw if this was meant to be some sort of criticism, I should let you know that I only respond to mods... ;) LOL
steve1961 - August 7, 2012, 11:06 pm
Thanks:) From one genius to another :)
steve1961 - August 7, 2012, 11:01 pm
As romantic as that sounds, Danny Boy...you're not my type...go hit on someone else or I'll scream...
rerun - August 7, 2012, 9:43 pm

steve, you sir....GENIUS.
dantheman - August 7, 2012, 3:08 pm
Oh you SUCK!
steve1961 - August 7, 2012, 11:32 am
Interesting picture but they have a policy here about no personal photos...


SOLITUDE - A true blessing when you need it... A true curse when you do not...


TAGS: alone lonely depressed bored hopeless
Rating: 4.71/5

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coldinjected - July 6, 2011, 3:34 pm
Good poster. A lot of people around here dig the philosphy angle. I'm in it for the funny! Got any comedy in ya?
Wrathchild - July 6, 2011, 9:03 am
First poster. Sincere suggestions for improvement encouraged. Thanks for the opportunity to share.


PARADOX -


TAGS: homeless jedi
Rating: 4.31/5

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tellitlikeitis - December 21, 2011, 9:14 pm
Let's all share together now...


MEANINGLESSNESS - "Do you not know, poor mortals, that life is a race to dissolution?" -Seneca


TAGS: seneca meaningless
Rating: 4.27/5

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TheOne - December 13, 2010, 3:20 pm
5*
TheOne - December 13, 2010, 3:20 pm
% Wins For you sir...or mam.
GySgt1811 - December 13, 2010, 2:09 pm
Ovid, Horace, Seneca...gotta love dem ol' Romans. Don't get no better 'til ya start diggin' in 12th century Arabic. 5 Iambic Pentameters.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 13, 2010, 1:42 pm
don't take that to heart...Forseti gives everyone skull. (see a doctor)
foresti - December 13, 2010, 1:27 pm
nice and deep. great start! 5 skulls from me


BOOTY CALL -


TAGS: flour anyone and let that be a lesson to ya
Rating: 4.08/5

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WestTexRedneck - August 31, 2011, 1:02 pm
what has been seen, can Not be unseen...
CANADA - April 29, 2010, 9:52 pm
poor bastard!


I'M NOT HEARTLESS -


TAGS: heart less fire riot destruction
Rating: 4.61/5

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Rick69 - December 20, 2012, 9:36 am
Glad you do, good sir...
Kyronic - December 16, 2012, 2:22 am
Ha. I see what you did there.


THINGS YOU CAN DO WITH A USELESS MAN -




HAIRLESS CHEWBACCA - Lost his win fur, now he has fail skin.




THE MOMENT... -


TAGS: don t settle less deserve
Rating: 4.94/5

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Haarakkon - June 1, 2011, 9:08 pm
A very "special brew".
crankyhead - June 1, 2011, 8:03 pm
great u5e of this photo
spacedog - June 1, 2011, 7:14 pm
Perfect steph1. 5L
Greeny - June 1, 2011, 7:31 am
nice 5teph!
Reality Lord - June 1, 2011, 7:23 am

oh yeah....nice
forseti - June 1, 2011, 6:39 am
awesome, 5teph!


YOUNG AND THE RESTLESS -




SOME THINGS -




GRAMMAR -


TAGS: lesson wun oh wun
Rating: 4.33/5

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M0rd3kaI - August 30, 2012, 3:54 pm
I see everything dear Gary... just not always payin attention to what I'm seein'... Pleasure
GaryO - August 25, 2012, 12:57 pm
Of course you’re right, Cy. Take the word, there….oopsy, ‘there’ just became a pronoun, because it’s a direct object….flashback, 4th grade, Mrs Wadsworth…’Uh, teacher, if you took the word ambiguous and placed it up your….’….got in trouble with that one….
Cyberhagen - August 25, 2012, 11:34 am
Thanks for this; however, "effect" can be a verb too, just not very often. Example, " ..to effect a change.." meaning, to create an effect. (but not the same as "affect", so yeah, most people who get it wrong really get it wrong.
GaryO - August 23, 2012, 3:47 pm
Thank you, air…and a crotchety ‘woof’ back atcha….’old dog’……man I wish I was that young
Airman - August 23, 2012, 12:55 pm
nicely done you old dog you
GaryO - August 23, 2012, 10:09 am
Yes, dy, I think we can all relate. cheers
GaryO - August 23, 2012, 10:08 am
Wondered if you’d seen this…..thanks, monkeyboy.
dy2012 - August 23, 2012, 8:44 am
lol nice.. I can relate now...#158114
M0rd3kaI - August 23, 2012, 8:11 am
LOL! I love it! and is it REALLY so difficult to distinguish between the SIMPLEST of terms?? And that, people, is how to contradict yourself in a poster! 5L
GaryO - August 22, 2012, 4:30 pm
ug, you dawg, you! thnx pard
ughomer - August 22, 2012, 3:52 pm
5 SNIFFS ON THIS ONE!!
GaryO - August 22, 2012, 6:56 am
‘IF’? ‘IF?’ ‘IF?!!’, CRAP! If I could’ve only had that in my cites….Thanks TG
TrueGrave - August 22, 2012, 4:26 am
Faculty "of" seeing? :P Good Poster =)
Greeny - August 22, 2012, 4:24 am
ha ha ha your to funny Gary!


BULLSHIT -




SCREWED - You have your food stuck around your neck, you have no hands, you are known for your stupidity, and your comrades will rip you apart once they see you.




CENSORSHIP SUCKS -


TAGS: censorship censor censored nude topless naked pr0n pixelated ted bundy
Rating: 2.42/5

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guy - September 3, 2009, 5:56 pm
I still see boobs, just pixilated ones


Ambition -


TAGS: ambition ruthless motivation stepping stones
Rating: 4.95/5

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BobbEdwards - July 31, 2013, 9:08 pm
Thanks guys! Submitted it to Shivers :-)
rerun - July 31, 2013, 7:44 pm

Brings a tear to the eyes. Three mod comments and they are all good? Do something bad.....nope. Don't.
Reality Lord - July 31, 2013, 7:39 pm

oh the subtly of it. love it...could you...you know...drop this over at shivers plz?
lgvernon - July 31, 2013, 6:15 pm

A stunning 5LLLLL


LIARS -


TAGS: sharks reciting i am a nice shark not a mindless eating machine if i am to change this image i must first change myself people are friends not food so i misquoted nemo
Rating: 4.89/5

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jameswnash - October 10, 2010, 8:23 pm
5 nibbles for Bruce!


GREED -




HELPLESS -




MODERN ART - Because who needs talent when you can shit on a canvas


TAGS: art modern shit canvas talent talentless
Rating: 3.08/5

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pzykosiz - October 16, 2011, 5:42 pm
i'm happy for it to be used, however you might have to check the copyright stuff. the "inside" image i found on the internet, so i'm not sure who actually made it
eabacus - October 16, 2011, 3:52 pm
hi....great image. i do lot of small media collaborations for my own amusement. can i use this picture in a video i am creating? you can check my website that is www.attitudemedia.com to know more about me. thanks, John Groom


$30 VS $300 -




BLESS ME FATHER - For I Have Farted !!


TAGS: confession it s good for the soul bless fart
Rating: 4.17/5

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sasquatch76 - February 14, 2010, 4:51 pm
Fart jokes never cease to be funny...5 from me.


PUPPY LEARNING PROCESS - I guess he won't be peeing against hydrants from now on!




S*** for Brains -


TAGS: elmer fudd bugs bunny clueless stupidity
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - August 30, 2013, 1:09 am
5LOL...wait...what?...dammit!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 29, 2013, 9:43 pm
ROFLOL! Well worded; live the Looney Tunes reference in picture and text. 5 petunias.


Things Mom Taught Me -


TAGS: life lessons choice sayings mom
Rating: 4.54/5

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MissPriss - December 6, 2015, 11:50 pm
Yet another upside to raising the kids in the country...did it to the little buggers about a mile out from home on the gravel road. Only had to do it ONCE...teehee!
Hinoron - December 5, 2015, 2:25 pm
I'm not sure this threat means anything anymore, since your kids know if you pull over drag them out of the car and beat them, every single passing motorist will gleefully call the police and send you to jail, hoping they can get on TV.


Things Mom Taught Me -




HAWAMLEH -


TAGS: culos money worthless thanks
Rating: 4.72/5

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Hawamleh - February 22, 2011, 5:18 pm
You flatter me, even though I feel very alone ...


ONLY IN CANADA -


TAGS: topless woman smiling man nature
Rating: 4.5/5

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Hinoron - December 6, 2015, 10:44 am
That's reality. Just because they legally can, doesn't mean they choose to. The idea was that a woman breastfeeding her baby in a park doesn't deserve arresting, not that we actually have thousands of repressed nudists longing to be free.
tsodso - September 2, 2010, 12:28 am
Go CANADA Go...
Zealot - August 30, 2010, 9:31 am
i was just in canada(the country not the person inb4 that joke) and i never saw anything like that


LIFE LESSONS - If self-praise is the only praise you get Then it’s likely that it’s coming from a poor judge of character




I WOULD TOTALLY - give him $20.




NOT MY HOUSE - I'm homeless, asshole.




LIFE LESSONS - If you are Too Fast The other may be Too Furious!




LIFE IS LIKE A BOX OF CHOCOLATES -


TAGS: life chocolate useless
Rating: 4.89/5

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Hawamleh - September 11, 2011, 3:10 pm
Great poster, 5lions, keep up the good work.


DELEGATION -


TAGS: calendar effortless
Rating: 4.88/5

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Arvantillian - June 11, 2011, 11:18 am
Damn, i knew there was a spinner thingie!!!
spacedog - June 3, 2011, 5:32 pm
Bingo! 5L


LIFE IS ANYTHING THAT DIES WHEN YOU STOMP ON IT - - Dave Barry


TAGS: life abuse carelessness
Rating: 4.73/5

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rerun - April 6, 2013, 3:02 pm

brilliant
GaryO - April 6, 2013, 12:09 pm
Bob, yer good at this. Glad yer here. Keep ‘em coming.


life lessons -




LOVE A VETERAN -


TAGS: love veteran suicide homeless
Rating: 4.95/5

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Bull - June 11, 2012, 10:28 am
@spcdylan-"they didn't have kids blowing themselves up just to kill you" Um, yeah, they did. Especially in Vietnam. basically the same scenario, they couldn't tell who the enemy was until the shooting started.
spcdylan - June 11, 2012, 9:25 am
actually the reason they didn't have as many issues is because they didn't have kids blowing themselves up just to kill you... imagine being under fire and getting the gut feeling you will die, i have been there and it isn't as easy as you think...
LordRussell - May 31, 2012, 12:44 pm
They did have problems, so many got drafted at that time it was customary to work problems out together. The public was geared to actually help their vets. Not so much today.
alazgr8 - May 30, 2012, 9:40 pm
Amazing that WW2 & Korean War vets didn't have so many problems.
SteveFurlong - May 28, 2012, 9:42 pm
Agreed. That's as demotivating as anything I've come across today.
pickleviper - May 28, 2012, 7:15 pm
Both picture and words are deeply depressing. So... 5L.


SWIMMING LESSON 101 -


TAGS: summer swim 2012 lesson beginner
Rating: 4.75/5

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dy2012 - April 3, 2012, 2:16 am
thanks! i hope mods use this as their motto :)
ughomer - April 2, 2012, 7:23 pm
Good one!


LIFE - I hope it isn’t a big joke because I don’t get it


TAGS: clueless
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by Zook

GySgt1811a - December 4, 2011, 4:34 pm
It is; and I don't either! (Come on big sleep!) 5 WTFO's.


THE INVISIBLE MAN -


TAGS: homeless poem by flint
Rating: 4.17/5

More motifakes by flint

Cubbybear - October 9, 2010, 3:00 pm
No...it's Rhianna
Sound - October 9, 2010, 2:45 pm
beautiful, flint...is that Ronald McDonald?
GreyScorpion - October 4, 2010, 9:24 pm
they just described 75% of the moti-family
rerun - October 4, 2010, 9:23 pm

lets drop the subject.
Gaviota - October 4, 2010, 9:20 pm
Only about 25% of the chronically homeless have some form of mental illness, but not severe enough to make them dangerous to themselves or others, or require institutionalization. The remainder have chemical dependency issues. That's the biggest problem
Reality Lord - October 4, 2010, 1:59 pm

i might be wrong gav nut i thought the majority of homeless people suffered from mental illness. i do understand that ignorance and apathy play a part in the remaining ones but are they the majority?
forseti - October 4, 2010, 3:22 am
Let's agree that this poster was made for the 10% homeless people that had immense misfortune in their lifes. It's great and the discussion belongs to politifake ;)
Gaviota - October 3, 2010, 11:20 pm
You know what? I'm an asshole, and I broke the rules. Nothing I wrote was funny. I attribute this to excess blood in my alcohol system, which I will now remedy with an infusion of Laphroaig. Sorry, everyone. Sore nerve. Won't happen again.
Feasibly - October 3, 2010, 8:08 pm
In Gaviota's defense, I have contemplated homelessness before. At the time I hated anything to do with being alive, till I discovered I REALLY like cheese!
tellitlikeitis - October 3, 2010, 7:54 pm
I think this is awesome. You never know what live has in store for us-- paycheque from paycheque, death, whatever. Although, I bitch and complain about life sometimes, I'm always glad for a roof over my head and food in my belly.
Gaviota - October 3, 2010, 7:46 pm
Y'all have a good day, and count your many blessings.
Gaviota - October 3, 2010, 7:45 pm
Still I keep trying. But I'm not going to apologize for being clear-eyed and clear-minded about it. And no, it's not "easy to fall into homelessness." Very infrequently do people become homeless without a long series of bad decisions behind them.
Gaviota - October 3, 2010, 7:42 pm
I've actually tried to help. I've actually washed them when they couldn't control their bodily funtions, cleaned up their vomit when the food upset their empty stomachs. And I see the same ones, over and over, refusing help, jobs, clothes, food.
Gaviota - October 3, 2010, 7:40 pm
Sorry you don't like it. Sorry your heart bleeds. Sorry you'd rather be homeless than be me. Have you fed people in a homeless shelter, or bandaged them up in an ER? I have. I've listened to them scream for morphine, demerol, alcohol and cigarettes.
Gaviota - October 3, 2010, 7:34 pm
It may be harsh, but the facts are the facts, regardless of how emotional people feel. Everyone who wants help can get it. The truly pitiful are the mentally ill, but even they have rights, and if they want to live on the street, they can and will.
Gaviota - October 3, 2010, 7:31 pm
If you haven't worked with them, you don't know them. Over 90% of the chronically homeless are homeless by preference and by profession. In America, nobody who doesn't want to be stays homeless for long, regardless of the "homeless activist" propaganda.
jameswnash - October 3, 2010, 7:30 pm
Gavi, how do you propose to get a job after loosing everything, the only clothes are those are on your back, no water to bathe, no way to not smell like the streets, no way to look presentable..yes I can see how someone "chooses" that... As to flint, 5L
rerun - October 3, 2010, 2:36 pm

I think we should be glad we are not homeless or Gaviota....I think being homeless would be preferable
flint - October 3, 2010, 2:14 pm
plenty end up homeless through no fault of their own, only through bad circumstances, if you have no home you can't get a job, you tar them all with the same brush, astounding view!
crankyhead - October 3, 2010, 2:13 pm
Gavi, homelessness can happen to anyone.
Gaviota - October 3, 2010, 1:58 pm
No. You DID choose this way. I could NOT easily be you anymore than you would attempt to succeed in being me. You demand charity, but you give none. You are offered jobs, but you refuse them. You enjoy being pitiful because it costs you no effort.


EVEN SUPER HEROES - Start young and learn from their mistakes.




MEN -




THANK GOD THAT BOY WAS FOUND - For a second, I thought Michael Jackson ordered take-out in heaven.


TAGS: michael jackson balloon boy tasteless
Rating: 3.77/5

More motifakes by mintcrisp

Jmac0585 - June 11, 2010, 12:28 pm
How'd I miss this classic? 5L!
Bah - December 13, 2009, 8:37 pm
Terribilarious! 5L!
erock - November 4, 2009, 12:58 am
that is really freakin funny. five lions
CANADA - October 29, 2009, 1:52 am
WTF! you hit up like half a dozen MJ poster. were you touched? are you suffering from stockholm syndrome?
gay - October 29, 2009, 1:46 am
go to Hell!!!!
Cheesy Poofs - October 22, 2009, 7:43 pm
Cant... Stop... Laughing... 5L
lunchmeat5000 - October 22, 2009, 12:57 am
Hmmm...this quote was on texts from last night
agdaniele - October 22, 2009, 12:17 am
The pedo one still makes me laugh more. I love it.
DreMagnum - October 22, 2009, 12:06 am
And this was made my a non member, amazing
Treehodger - October 21, 2009, 11:21 pm
you mean in hell?
DreMagnum - October 21, 2009, 10:17 pm
thanks WTFO
CANADA - October 21, 2009, 10:16 pm
LMAO!
WTFO - October 21, 2009, 9:25 pm
very nice, MC. Also, I like the new avatar, DM.
DreMagnum - October 21, 2009, 9:21 pm
oh wow, thank you mintcrisp
Haarakkon - October 21, 2009, 9:12 pm
So far out of bounds it's on a new playing field. Excellent.
MrRandom - October 21, 2009, 9:10 pm
Hahahhaha nice.


BLESS ME FATHER - For I Have Farted !!




PRICELESS - 4 Idiots One Smart Guy Priceless He Covered his face and saved his ass




THEY SEE ME ROLLIN - They lovin'




FEARLESS BASTARD - ... Because it's Wayne Rooney, nuff' said.




HOMESS PEOPLE - Why not have a little fun while helping them out ?




ANITA GOODHOME - Con Artist


TAGS: homeless
Rating: 4.39/5

More motifakes by ughomer



HOMELESS STORM TROOPERS - The Empire has truly failed them




LIFE - has been preparing me for the inevitable, because in the end we all die alone.


TAGS: homeless life death loneliness
Rating: 3.25/5

More motifakes by Discordia

ughomer - June 2, 2012, 6:18 am
Nice first poster, Disc.
rerun - June 1, 2012, 7:10 pm

No, thank you. It is posters like this that originally brought me to this site years ago. Keep them coming.
Discordia - June 1, 2012, 7:07 pm
Thank you.
rerun - June 1, 2012, 5:27 pm

perfectly depressing, 5L


CLASSES -


TAGS: remake challenge wow homelessness sucks
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

Bartimaeus - August 30, 2010, 1:29 am
Here's the remake.
Bartimaeus - August 30, 2010, 12:32 am
Thanks, guys. This poster is actually a remake of the first motifake I ever made. Ah, memories...
spacedog - August 29, 2010, 11:22 pm
Well done Bart. Virtual Karma 5L
Reality Lord - August 29, 2010, 10:53 pm

that is awesome!!!! i'm a gamer , no not WoW but this is so on the money! 5bitches bart


TEXANS -


TAGS: god bless em
Rating: 4.7/5

More motifakes by Airman

williamcompton - October 7, 2010, 9:43 am
[email protected] and L @ matt love texas
Fatt Matt - March 30, 2010, 2:13 pm
We have a saying..."Fuck you, I'm from Texas." Not sure where it came from, but it is an acceptable response to most questions.
MO - March 30, 2010, 10:46 am
And I as someone who doesn't have a single thing to do with Texas, other than being a die hard Cowboys fan, would like to five this MOFO!!! GO COWBOYS!!!! WOOOOOOO!!! What? Too early? There's only like....8 more months till Foosball season....WOOOOO!!
Jmac0585 - March 30, 2010, 9:48 am
As someone who pays property taxes in Texas, I too approve the amsomeness of this message.
rerun - March 29, 2010, 8:24 pm

I am a Texan and I approve this message
ICEMAN - March 29, 2010, 7:46 pm
Gotta send that one to my Brother in Amarillo. 5 Lone Stars
Crashedmonkey - March 29, 2010, 6:22 pm
5L!!! Airman, keep it up, I love ALL your posts
CANADA - March 29, 2010, 6:18 pm
5L!


WISDOM - A beautiful woman delights the eyes A wise woman, the understanding A pure woman, the soul


TAGS: alexia sinclair house ageless beauty
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by house

Bandit5906 - October 12, 2014, 2:53 pm
And an ugly woman reminds me of my ex.
IllicoPresto - November 6, 2011, 2:00 pm
And a slutty woman delights the... too late, didn't it on the poster
Iconoclast - November 6, 2011, 10:16 am
I went to her website and you're right, she is a VERY talented photographer, in addition to being attractive and enticing in her own right.
house - November 6, 2011, 1:50 am
No this isn't the mistress. This is a good friend of mine. She's an award winning artist by the name of Alexia Sinclair (see tag). Pic is mistress is used in poster 140985
mariand - November 5, 2011, 7:48 pm
even if isn't she, I think it's he's vision over her...;o)
Greeny - November 4, 2011, 9:02 pm
S'that her?


DEAR SON, - Son, one day you'll find yourself And when you do, promise me this: Promise me you'll grow.




TECHNOLOGY - For a list of all the ways technology has failed to improve the quality of life, please press three now.


TAGS: tech useless hammer
Rating: 4.33/5

More motifakes by Chef

Chef - July 7, 2010, 2:33 pm
Thanks Face... The sci-fi theme from a slightly skewed perspective (I hope)
Faceplant31 - July 7, 2010, 12:06 pm
Nice. Very cool pic Chef.


CHURCH OF THE ETERNAL RERUN -


TAGS: sunday lesson rerun pew
Rating: 4.07/5

More motifakes by Greeny

Budog - April 10, 2012, 4:17 pm
LOL love the humor. 5L
GaryO - April 10, 2012, 8:14 am
Heh heh, nice work up, Greeny. RR looks pretty good there.


BIRTHDAY - Best Surprise




CUM CATAPULTAE -


TAGS: the endless debate romans
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Airman

Greeny - April 15, 2011, 9:42 pm
catapult a cow!
Sean - April 15, 2011, 7:15 pm
When rock groups are banned, the only rock groups left are bands.
Airman - April 15, 2011, 6:44 pm
well, same to ya
ICEMAN - April 15, 2011, 6:39 pm
Vah! Denuone Latine loquebar? Me ineptum. Interdum modo elabitur.
ICEMAN - April 15, 2011, 6:36 pm
All I have to say is... Lex clavatoris designati rescindenda est.
Sean - April 15, 2011, 6:24 pm
*feather boa
Sean - April 15, 2011, 6:23 pm
Ooops.
Sean - April 15, 2011, 6:23 pm
This is great. And very funny. An example -- originally -- of argument by tautology. Incidentally, I tend to lose these types of arguments shortly after the wife pulls the feather bos (I'm not saying who's) taut around my neck. *interupted sigh*
Sean - April 15, 2011, 6:23 pm
This is great. And very funny. An example -- originally -- of argument by tautology. Incidentally, I tend to lose these types of arguments shortly after the wife pulls the feather bos (I'm not saying who's) taut around my neck. *interupted sigh*
Airman - April 15, 2011, 6:21 pm
you must be part of the weapon control lobby
ICEMAN - April 15, 2011, 6:07 pm
"Quemadmoeum gladis nemeinum occidit, occidentis telum est" (A sword is never a killer, it's a tool in the killer's hands") -Lucius Annaeus Seneca- . 5 togas.


NIFTY WORD CLOCK AT O'HARE - "Cuckoo-cuckoo-cockoo"




replace overwhelming fear with irresistable curiosity -


TAGS: fearless
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by mizzdizz

Thedge - November 19, 2014, 3:48 am
Still tending wounds. Afraid to respond in any manner.
mizzdizz - November 19, 2014, 3:32 am
Sawbuck is also slang for a SAW, which is a weapon. Once again, the international nature of the internet has produced a cultural misunderstanding. In that case, I apologize for jumping your Sam Henry Ida Tom.
Thedge - November 19, 2014, 12:45 am
I'm sorry sawbuck, ten dollar bill. Meant to infer two 5's. In other words, I really, really liked it.
Thedge - November 19, 2014, 12:41 am
Sawbuck. Slang term for a five dollar bill. Well, back in the day it was. Wow, just trying to make you smile. Cat, killed by curiosity reference. Sorry to offend.
mizzdizz - November 19, 2014, 12:37 am
Steve, anytime I post something that's half way serious, Edge makes sarcastic remarks like the first part of his comment. Check for yourself and be fair. Same applies to the SAW references. They're relentless at this point. No apology. Dizz out.
steve1961 - November 19, 2014, 12:22 am
Well...kinda high-strung aren't you? Thedge is trying to say nice image...Say thank-you. Don't wanna hafta show you my kinder, gentler nature...
mizzdizz - November 19, 2014, 12:14 am
Stop being such a troll. Not impressed with all the SAW references. I know how to use one too. BFD!
Thedge - November 18, 2014, 1:34 pm
So... what then? Die like a cat? Sawbuck placed in the offering plate. Gotta get to heaven some way. Great image!


USELESS FACT OF THE DAY -




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